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The Council of Distractible (Part 3)

2026-05-18 Comedy
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Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee! Merch ► https://distractible.shop/ Subreddit ► https://reddit.com/r/distractible/ Edited by ► https://instagram.com/sams_the_man/ Edited by ► @Nervly Mark ► @markiplier Bob ► @muyskerm Wade ► @LordMinion777 Baldermort ► @Baldermort

Top Comments (10)

@theballinbois 2026-05-18

PUT THE COUNCIL IN GUAM

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@ember6088 2026-05-18

"Let's remove some of the clutter from constitution." "Okay, so we're adding an uneccessarily complicated bounty system we'll immediately forget about." The consisitency of Distractible is in the title.

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@andrew_flynn702 2026-05-18

Dear penthouse forum I can't believe it finally happened. We got the council episode.

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@joeillingworth5867 2026-05-18

Just don’t get rid of the wheels. We need more wheels

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@tommyching4538 2026-05-18

A new season has ended and we still haven't gotten the most perfectest crime.

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@rehiggins-x4q 2026-05-18

As a resident of Cincinnati, I suppose it's simply my civic duty to carry a coin with me at all times now just in case.

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@lyndiwilson2334 2026-05-18

31:19 Im a nurse. Just fyi, Mark is partially correct. Old wound care theory was to let wounds get dry. Newer theories of wound healing he got close. You want a wound bed to be moist, not wet. Too wet can cause tissue damage as well. You want the wound bed moist, not wet. Not that anyone cares😂. And sorry Mark, but if the cut was deep enough that stitches were needed, your speed doesn't mean a damn thing 😂. It will eventually grow new skin and heal, but no where near as fast or neat if you'd gotten the stitches. You want staff? Id be happy to be the Distractible medical advisor! And I'd promise to keep Mark's, "I want to see how much i can take" goals in mind

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@kheleesi108 2026-05-18

Mark, use all those beautiful 3D printers to print the trophy

161 1 replies
@directorjake 2026-05-18

If we lose wheel spins, I'm rioting

132 2 replies
@namelessnavnls8060 2026-05-18

"There's ZERO overlap, none of Mark's audience watches Distractible" Mr Fischbach I don't feel so good.... **Turns to dust**

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