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Somehow, Even More Broken News

2025-06-06 People & Blogs
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(Season 5, Episode 31) The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back! This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible

Top Comments (10)

@brennafren 2025-06-06

This might be one of the best thumbnails yet. Honestly, I would totally watch a broadcast named "Bald News" with Wade as the host!

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@kaisel5975 2025-06-06

I think we can all Agree whenever we get a News style episode Wade locks in and it's just glorious. Wade at 10% Power, Lore Accurate Pre Retcon goes crazy definitely no diffs your favorite podcast

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@mg8576 2025-06-06

Hi Chipotle employee here, I concur PLEASE DONT ORDER ON THE APP. Most of the time it’s ONE person in the back making like five orders due in ten minutes. And the reason the scoops are worse is because the person who ordered isn’t there looking at us make the food. Also Bob is correct the extra this light that is very annoying it’s so much easier when you verbally tell us in person. Another thing, we don’t know what extra or light is to someone so honestly it’s a lose lose situation. One last thing DO NOT I repeat DO NOT go to chipotle late at night. The food is OLD and there are NO discounts. One last thing be nice to ALL retail or food service employees we don’t want to be there. If you are in store and want some more chicken just ask nicely. It wastes time accusing workers of purposely skimping on portions. In reality you don’t know if it’s that persons first day and they are still getting the hang of it or any other situation. TLDR: chipotle isn’t worth the money and be nice to people.

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@scamperingcrocodiles 2025-06-06

Wade's improv work cracks me tf up. All three of them are great at it but Wade does the weird news journalism bits so well 😂

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@Coward-us1gx 2025-06-06

5 years?? Jesus.. I remember when I played the only 4 episodes on repeat at work waiting for more to come out

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@sasquatchkiddo3720 2025-06-06

i love it when these are the episodes I get to watch before I go to work at my job... in the news.

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@xetrierway9314 2025-06-06

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME BOB SAID THE WORD AND WENT UNNOTICED. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

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@Yankiman2503 2025-06-06

I’m amazed on how they keep one-upping their thumbnails.

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@Middle-AgedWhiteGuy 2025-06-06

I have a great green macaw and here in rural southwest Ohio, hours got loose one time and we actually did get him back after a few hours of working with him. His dumbass did not know how to fly back down, only up. Which is common for birds that are pets. But he eventually got tired and crashed into a bush. When I walked up he immediately got on my hand and put his wings around me. But I know first hand, how heartbreaking it can be to have a member of your family fly away like that. They don't want to leave normally. They're not able to feed themselves in the wild or avoid predators such as hawks. To me it's an extremely sad story.

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@elizabethwechtenhiser6187 2025-06-09

In response to the pet cremation article.... this happened to one of my aunts and uncles. They found out that 5/6 of their pets who were "cremated" were actually dumped. Their hearts are broken, and they not know what the ash is that they were given back. What they thought was canisters with their pet's ashes was collected as evidence.

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