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6:45 Mark's story "I swear, I blinked... and it's 4;45." That's an actual thing. Happens to me all the time. Lack of sleep will warp a mind so that the passage of time escapes you while the body (attempts to) catch up on rest.

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It's weird how they ingrain into everyone that they need to hurry and be on time for a flight, but then when you rush, everyone looks at you like you're a weirdo. People who work at the airport don't know how chaotic it is for people to make it to the plane? You'd think they wouldn't be surprised that you followed the protocol.

Mark’s travel story NEEDS to be animated 🤣🤣🤣

8:59 as a Texan, I can confirm this is EXACTLY my thought process when driving in cities lol

My grade 8 French teacher had us watch the movie A Knight’s Tale in class one day. It wasn’t dubbed or subtitled in French, she was just like “I really like this movie so here you go”.

34:50 the delivery of "bob had been all about his passion for cars, but now he has a new love: gun" gets me EVERY time edit: 38:30 IM CRYING WHY COULDN'T HE BE MORE LIKE GOD

Lubricated scarily is the craziest thing I've ever heard😭😭

“Scary Moon” gets me every time

12:52 "Tiger balm" I thought the joke was gonna be shouting "balm" at an airport