All Nighters

I genuinely DO love hearing them tell the same stories multiple times. Bob's story about playing tuba all night was previously told in Failed Resolutions and Wade's raccoon story was told in Pet Stories. I love getting more context for stories people have told

Speaking as someone who lives on a street where people habitually speed, speed limits are NOT about your ability to control your car. They are about how fast the people who live on that street expect you to be going, and how fast they need you to be going in order to get out of your way. There have been too many flower shrines near my house, and I'm sick of feeling like I'm risking my life every time I try to pull out of my drive way. Stop it. Good boy, Mark.

Bob explaining his all nighter was dangerously close to how most of my all nighters were in high school lmao

6:22 "that gesture" is actually close-friends in ASL! Mark must subliminally like how Wade called him close friend

In my experience, the "Caution falling rocks" signs in the mountains usually mean that you're coming up on a low visibility area—going around a sharp curve where you see very little road in front of you, bc, y'know, mountain—often a steep one, and you should be ready to stop or switch lanes if needed because a rock has already fallen. Same way deer crossing signs don't mean deer are always gonna cross right at the sign, they mean "Hey, this is an area where deer are more likely to be in the road, excercise caution." But also just bc I'm thinking about it, if you come to the mountains and you are unfamiliar with the area, please follow the yellow speed suggestion signs when going around curves. The slopes of mountains mean you can speed up really fast, and there's a decent shot your inexperienced ass needs to go slower. Secondary also: if you notice everyone with a local plate is suddenly going slower, keep speed, don't go passing everyone, because it's really easy for cops to "hide" (sit on the road, literally in plain view, but you can't see them through the mountain) towards the bottom of a slope that gets you over 65 without touching the gas.

I once was so sleepy while driving that I kept hallucinating that every car was a cop car- but as they got closer they'd morph from the cop SUV into a regular car. I still had to drive 3-4 more hours before I got home, so after having a panic attack at every hallucination (my license had recently expired) I FINALLY decided to pull over and take a nap at a Sonic drive in. It was only a 20 minute nap but it was enough!

pulling an all-nighter right now lol, its 6am and this is helping me keep myself awake

Wade's dog's problems being half assed diagnosed as anxiety and not atually looked into is so relatable

LATE NIGHT DRIVING: WILL lull you to sleep with the hypnotic lines and zero external input.. BE CAUTIOUS

I… uhhh… bought semi-sweet chocolate chips 😢 I’m insane and have now done a horrible thing