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The Patriotic Jerk Off

2026-04-30 News & Politics
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Just because a sperm is the fastest, doesn't mean it's the best....for example, Stephen Miller. Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

Top Comments (10)

@TheFlyingHambone 2026-04-30

hahaha. I can't stop laughing,. The dessription of Steven Miller. "The most mangled sperm cell in human history." 🤣🤣

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@wasabipea57 2026-04-30

Oh my god you had an assasination attempt from a Labrador?? Will someone get this woman a ballroom??

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@blueishpurple 2026-04-30

I love how Jen says the craziest things with a straight face, like it's completely serious

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@RosettaMaranos 2026-04-30

It's not actually the fastest sperms that end up fertilizing the ova. The egg has agency and chooses which sperm can enter. Once again, men think they are the only ones with agency.

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@karebear_98 2026-04-30

Pumps said “just give it a light goog”I’m using this. 😂

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@destinygonzales3269 2026-04-30

Can confirm my German shepherd is massive and all dogs cower to him but also is a massive chicken shit lol

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@devinduvin 2026-04-30

Jenn, for science, please show ChaCha pics of German Shepherds and see if she even hates a pic

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@rockymountainrider9805 2026-04-30

Stephen Miller was the fastest swimmer and look at him 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂

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@Flashels 2026-04-30

The voice mail about getting through the first couple seasons for a morsel of goodness has me dying.

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@marticannon3298 2026-04-30

When a person is mean, it shows me how miserable they are, happy people don’t find joy in cruelty

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