Jim Breuer's Worst Bathroom Emergency

I took care of my father with dementia before he had to be put in a nursing home....he would always get me in the shower, while bathing him and drop one ....and then look at me like a scared child..... i would tell him, it's ok daddy....it was so humbling taking care of my father.....He passed away December 5th 2025....💔

All kidding aside…kudos to you Jim for being a great son and being there for your Dad at his lowest moments! Love bears all things. Blessings to you

Summer 1974, the "Terminal Bar" in Wildwood New Jersey. I was 20. 2 old guys, probably late 60's early 70's sitting next to us at the bar. Nasty smell arose. The guy had shit that ran down his legs and was starting to cover his shoe. His buddy said, "Jesus Christ, go wipe your ass". He said, "I'm not done yet". The whole bar reeked after a few minutes.

I hope to never have to be a burden to my daughter. 😢

I remember this story. I used to take care of the elderly and you just get used to it. He continued to take care of him and take him on trips too. His father will never forget it.

The one and only time i crapped myself so far was due to me accidentally eating a spider in a cone water cooler cup before i left on a 400 mile road trip. About 2 hour in i felt painful belly rumble and pressure, when i got to the gas station i turned pale and almost passed out, as soon as i stepped into to gas station i seni liquid crapped myself, i was wearing shorts and boxers . I got a lil dribble on the floor and completely covered the toilet seat. The rest room only had air dryers and single oly toilet paper so i couldn't clean up the mess when i was done. I didn't bring spare clothes on my 2 day road trip......i hope i never top that. Im glad they had a side exit 😮

Nothing beats the George Brett (KC Royals) story...

What a coincidence you and the space shuttle talking about bathroom stuff

The Newport "chocolate" Festival at the local Irish bar. The hot fudge is to die for. 😉

All I remember was Somebody Else had a bad day and made Art all over a bathroom with a tordnado or something at school.