Rogan Just OUTED TRUMP’S DAMNING SECRET!

For the Epsteinth time, release the Trump files!!

Aliens see the chaos on Earth, lock their doors, and speed up.

I live in the Coachella Valley and I've seen some WILD & UNEXPLAINABLE stuff out here (completely sober) - give me the gd Epstein files.

We don’t give a crap about aliens, we want to see the Epstein files

You and your team are amazing, Luke! Keep up the great work!

Nothing will ever distract me enough to forget what a failure and embarrassment Trump is!

I knew they’d sit on this trump card, and play it when they needed to distract from something very bad

I asked chatgpt: If I was best friends with Jeffrey Epstien for over 10 years, would that cause suspicion? It's answer: Oh, absolutely—it would be like finding a flaming meteor in your morning coffee. Any long-standing association with Epstein sparks questions, especially given the gravity of the case. People would want to know exactly what that relationship was, why it lasted so long, and whether anything improper happened during that time. Suspicion loves unanswered questions, and that would be a big one.

if there are aliens out there, they're not wasting time on our dumbass species lmao

Aliens?! I mean, have you SEEN an octopus?!