What's the Best Type of French Fry?

Josh has professed his love of wet food but doesn’t like zucchini lasagna because it’s wet 🤔

The best fry I've ever had was at a small, family owned burger place that was close to my apartment in my college years. They were small wedges that were seasoned and triple fried and they had the perfect balance of crispy, crunchy outer layer and soft, steamy centre, while also having just the right amount of seasoning to enhance the potato flavour without completely overshadowing it. I would eat at that place like twice a week just for those fries, until they changed to a regular fast food shoestring fry and I have never felt more devastated than that day.

Finding out that Josh is a metalhead makes everything else about him suddenly make so much more sense to me lmao

The absent-minded professor was a 1961 movie that has a sequel called son of flubber(1963) and a remake called flubber in 1997 starring Robin Williams. Dr Dolittle was a very old book series and then a 1967 film starring Rex Harrison. Then Eddie Murphy made a new one and then Robert Downey Jr. The nutty professor was a 1963 movie by Jerry Lewis that many consider his best. Eddie Murphy remade it into an abomination that I think tropic thunder appropriately mocked, in principle at least.

So I used to work for starbucks until mid-2020. They have a food bank donation program, but every attempt i saw them make it implement it was largely unsuccessful and eventually ignored in favor of continuing to throw food out (although we often would take home "expired" pastries and food and also pass it on to our unhoused regulars). The last attempt I was there for was unsuccessful because there was a specific person who was supposed to come and pick up food donations every week and they just stopped coming at a certain point, so food was piling up rotting in the fridge for weeks on end. i have also known people who were fired from starbucks for giving expired food to unhoused people.

KFC most likely got rid of their potato wedges for the regular fries because they are part of Yum Brands (the Pepsi Brand that owns Taco Bell). Therefore instead of having two different styles they got rid of the wedges to save money. The KFC fries are essentially the same fries as the Taco Bell Nacho fries without the seasoning. The wedges were far superior and should still exist.

The best fries in the world are any fry you get on the boardwalk at the beach, with Old Bay and malted vinegar, in a gigantic bucket that you are totally going to share with your friends, they're right over there, what, you don't see them?

The best French Fry is: All of them.

37:57 Duuuuude that one Luke guy knows what it is. Smart as FUCK. It would indirectly reduce large scale food waste and hes right like people are gonna dumpster dive, might as well help them out. ALSO Josh is always talking so much facts. Laws being about control and not morality? Absolutely. We'd get along I can tell lmao

Marshmallow fluff is a staple in Sweet Potato Casserole. That's probably why they pair it that way in that restaurant.