Wow This is Horrible

No reviews hours after release for a game that had a big marketing push is a MASSIVE red flag

Just had a mindseye ad in the middle of the video. True comedy.

I'm one of the developers and we are willing to pay you to re-edit this video and cut out every time the game crashes

The fact that it crashes during a cutscene, replays it from scratch, and once you think you’re in the clear your character says “everything changes but nothing changes” right before the game freezes and dies again has to be actual fucking comedy. Edit : Baudelaire has spun in his grave at such an alarming rate from all the responses to this comment mentioning this is poetic, he's turned himself into a self-sustaining dynamo.

9:25 Brutally murders a man "Thats coming out of your paycheck"

31:12 was genuine anguish. The only character we were attached to was the random lady fighting alongside him.

5:28 had me dying. “everything changes” as in, went from cutscene to gameplay. “but nothing changes” GAME STILL CRASHED LMAOO

They marketed this game HARD in my area. I work in a cinema and we have 16 different showings each day. The trailer for this game (90 seconds long) played before EVERY SINGLE MOVIE.

"Sergeant Commander" is two completely different ranks, roles, and duty positions so far fetched from each other its like saying "Pacifist Atom Bomb" 😭

I got to 5:40 and my phone froze up. This game is so bad that just watching it broke my phone.