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Worst Movie of the Year Just Came Out

2025-05-16 Entertainment
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Review: "Hurry Up Tomorrow" Fails as Art, Story, and Film

Do not waste time on The Weeknd's new film, Hurry Up Tomorrow; this zero-percent-rated directorial effort fails miserably as art, story, and legitimate cinema.

Short Summary

  • The film launched with an accurately reflecting 0% score on Rotten Tomatoes [00:00:14].
  • It functions primarily as an extended, pseudo-intellectual advertisement for The Weeknd’s unreleased music tracks [00:02:17].
  • Cinematography relies heavily on repetitive, disorienting rapid camera spins failing to achieve creative impact [00:01:32].
  • A significant portion of the runtime involves Jenna Ortega’s character performing obsessive, highly aggressive lyric analysis on the lead character [00:11:16].

This review tears apart Hurry Up Tomorrow, arguing that it is surface-level nonsense trying too hard to be deep and artsy. You will learn exactly why this movie is widely considered a massive critical disappointment, suffering from poor pacing, distracting directorial tics, and a bizarre narrative structure.

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Top Comments (10)

@aizey-2748 2025-05-16

0% on Rotten Tomatoes is insanely hard to do; it's basically an achievement in itself.

47.9k 142 replies
@ant05b 2025-05-16

you’re telling me The Weeknd can release this pile of hot garbage but markiplier is STILL struggling to get a company to help him release iron lung

36.0k 288 replies
@Mysterymeateater 2025-05-16

The weeknd paying for a woman 15 years younger than him to glaze him and his music for 1 hour and 45 minutes. Cinema

23.0k 263 replies
@DepressoEspresso1 2025-05-16

this video is like listening to someone trying to explain their dream to you

17.9k 21 replies
@trolley01 2025-05-17

Having a character analyse your music to your own self-insert in a film you wrote is diabolical. Bro wrote a fanfic about himself.

12.1k 50 replies
@JustAHuman101 2025-05-16

"they lock eyes at the concert and immediately sense a connection" not a literal FANFIC TROPE being in this movie

8.1k 41 replies
@fruity.fruition 2025-05-16

0 on debut is actually impressive

7.4k 18 replies
@graphite2786 2025-05-20

jThe best bit is when he says, " Im the Weeknd" and Ortega says "I'm Wednesday" and they play Fortnite on Monday and Friday

5.2k 16 replies
@MVangelmx 2025-05-19

Jenna girl, the bills cannot be this high

3.9k 28 replies
@1987nobody 2025-05-18

Let's not sleep on the fact that poor Charlie over here was so bored watching this that he started taking notes mid-film

2.3k 1 replies

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