The Official Podcast #330: Ice Cream President

The fact that Biden is older than any president now still blows my mind lmao

Biden is literally the mayor from chicken little 😂

Jackson is the type of guy to get lured in the back of a white van because he was promised Star Wars preshowings for upcoming new shows

Biden's comedy speech was unironically the most coherent I've heard him recently. His brain cell's fired off at the wrong time lol

I got drugged in a club. I'm a guy. The dude walked me out after befriending me. I remember telling him that I am not gay. That was at around 8pm. Next thing i remember was waking up next to my car at 3am. This was in Cape Town, South Africa. We caught the guy 2 months later. He stole my keys and found my house and stole everything except my TV and PS3. He got 3yrs suspended. I have never blacked out before and watching the security camera footage was disturbing. I was trying to punch the guy and almost got hit by a car running away. The bouncer fkkd the guy up and gave me water but I tried to punch him too. The bouncer and I are still friends. I remember nothing. Watching the CCTV footage was so surreal.

When I eat ice cream, I always ask for 2 SCOOPS

Always love the first 2 minutes staring at Andrew’s corner trying to determine if he’s standing very still or his camera isn’t on.

43:41 These moments are why I love this podcast.

43:38 Kaya has me literally crying at this, i can't stop replaying lmao

Him saying, „I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid,“ just shows how old he truly is. He comes from a time where being Irish had a different connotation.