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r/Bestof Boyfriend Keeps Joking about Murdering Me

2026-03-08 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:09 Just joking 3:00 Step sister "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@madambutterfly1997 2026-03-08

Sounds to me like your grandmother knew what type of woman your mother was, which is why she got skipped over completely in the inheritance

488 3 replies
@rabbitholegirl1 2026-03-08

2nd story. Block the sister, bf & mom. That man stole 10 years of her life.

355 3 replies
@doodlefawn4742 2026-03-08

"I'm betty's only mother figure" blows my mind. Like, what about OP? Where's her only mother figure?

324 2 replies
@danielbrant6740 2026-03-08

Both stories can be summarized with "HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! Here's two tales of women getting metaphorically shat on by their terrible male partners!"

294 10 replies
@JayMercer3535 2026-03-08

Story 2: “She was always a good mom”. No. No she wasn’t. Favoring one kid over another isn’t what a good mom does.

288 4 replies
@athroughzdude 2026-03-08

Story 1: Those weren't jokes, they were tests. Story 2: Jeezus fucking christ, with family and friends like that who needs enemies?

214 2 replies
@Brianna771 2026-03-08

The one perk of daylight savings is I get these videos an hour early for a few weeks (UK changes at end of month)

201 5 replies
@darkmask5933 2026-03-08

Story 2: I sincerely hope OP's ex isn't the father to stepsis's baby, so that everyone involved (ex, mother) know they blew up their own lives with OP when they didn't have to. Also, props to the grandmother who was able to see from the outside how much OP's mom was favoring her stepkids over her own kids, there's no way grandma skipped a generation with that jewelry unless she knew for a fact mom would give it all to his 'precious bonus children' over OP.

187 4 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-03-08

Second Story: I am so sick and tired of that phrase "be the bigger person". Betty wronged OP but OP is suppose to just take it? OP's mom clearly favors Betty, Adam sucks for being a cheater, and Betty sucks for being a cheater and liar. Betty further sucks for drinking while pregnant and her views on disabled people. Crazy how OP's mom said she didn’t want to be in the middle of it but she already did get in the middle of it. She kept the affair from OP and pretty much took Betty's side. Glad OP is doing better by getting away from these terrible people

123 11 replies
@colinekszczecin 2026-03-08

2nd story: after hearing about Mrs Snuffles, it becomes clear Betty has a thing for OPs used toys 😆

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