Ranking Our Crew's Monster Crushes
Ranking Sexy Monsters: Criteria, Consensus, and Controversies
Discover the strict criteria panelists used to judge monstrous appeal, ranging from muscularity and 'goop' aversion to charisma, and see which vampire narrowly seized the 'S' tier.
Short Summary
- Established a six-tier ranking from S (Sexy) to F (F***), heavily favoring classic 'masculine, non-goopy' energy initially.
- Panelists engaged in immersive role-playing to test the appeal of characters like Beast and the Jaws Shark, leading to rating shifts.
- Edward Cullen was the only monster unanimously placed in the S-Tier due to accumulated wealth, intelligence, and human-like presentation.
- Significant rating volatility occurred, notably boosting Venom from 'B' to near 'S' tier after examining unification potential and physical presence.
This discussion rigorously debates the subjective appeal of fictional monsters from cinema and gaming, focusing on aesthetics, implied power, and texture aversion. The resulting hierarchy prioritizes charismatic, controlled entities over raw physical mass or excessive slime.
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Top Comments (10)
Chanse saying 'I cannot disagree more with this panel' as if this is a heated academic discussion 😭
Obsessed with the trend of Angela and Chanse completely disagreeing with the other cast members and going "Well the comments will show you" and, in this case at least, Chanse being 100% correct
I can totally understand Chanse's crashout 😂 if Amanda or even Damien are here, I'm sure they'd agree to most of his opinions 😂
venom not immediately being unanimously announced as S tier is crazy
most controversial smosh video
chanse should be allowed to make the ranking all by himself he’s the only one here who Understands
The fact that there is no Godzilla is a CRIME Edit: Well, this whole video is a crime, our boy Chanse is FIGHTING for us in this panel
putting Edward at the top of a monsterfucking tier list is actually criminal behavior
My respect for Chanse has risen exponentially after this video
No way they’re putting Edward Cullen, the creepy dramatic vampire, above Venom 😭 These ppl are not monsterfuckers
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Top Comments (10)
Chanse saying 'I cannot disagree more with this panel' as if this is a heated academic discussion 😭
Obsessed with the trend of Angela and Chanse completely disagreeing with the other cast members and going "Well the comments will show you" and, in this case at least, Chanse being 100% correct
I can totally understand Chanse's crashout 😂 if Amanda or even Damien are here, I'm sure they'd agree to most of his opinions 😂
venom not immediately being unanimously announced as S tier is crazy
most controversial smosh video
chanse should be allowed to make the ranking all by himself he’s the only one here who Understands
The fact that there is no Godzilla is a CRIME Edit: Well, this whole video is a crime, our boy Chanse is FIGHTING for us in this panel
putting Edward at the top of a monsterfucking tier list is actually criminal behavior
My respect for Chanse has risen exponentially after this video
No way they’re putting Edward Cullen, the creepy dramatic vampire, above Venom 😭 These ppl are not monsterfuckers