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The Odyssey is F*cked.

2026-05-14 Comedy
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Christopher Nolan cast Elliot Page as Achilles, Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, and Travis Scott as a bard because apparently rap and ancient Greek poetry are the same thing. When fans noticed, Variety blamed Elon Musk. We're not making this up. Click here for today's sources: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/sources-may-14-2026 Download Rumble Wallet now and enjoy the benefits of financial and personal freedom! https://rumblewallet.onelink.me/bJsX/crowder Foundation Daily is made up of premium ingredients to reduce inflammation and stress and promote clean energy and mental clarity. Subscribe now and receive 40% off for life. https://foundationdaily.com/ DOWNLOAD THE RUMBLE APP TODAY: https://rumble.com/our-apps Join Rumble Premium to watch this show every day! http://louderwithcrowder.com/Premium Bite-Sized Content: https://rumble.com/c/CrowderBits Subscribe to my podcast: https://feeds.libsyn.com/576250/rss FOLLOW ME: Website: https://louderwithcrowder.com/ X: https://x.com/scrowder Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/louderwithcrowder Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/stevencrowderofficial Music by @Pogo

Top Comments (10)

@TSimo113 2026-05-14

Helen's first line: "Can I axe you a question?"

643 27 replies
@Nmel875 2026-05-14

Odysseus spent 10 years trying to get home, but after seeing this casting, he’s turning the boat back around...😂

563 8 replies
@Indy1245 2026-05-14

“The face that launched a thousand lootings”

560 17 replies
@catmankitty9504 2026-05-14

even if ellen page wasn't larping as a man why would you have a 100lb, 5 foot tall person of any sort casted as achilles???

364 49 replies
@ryu7817 2026-05-14

2026 "The Odyssey". Or as I like to call it, "Madea goes to Troy".

312 11 replies
@balamx2802 2026-05-14

I want Hollywood to just piss off and go away. Hollywood produces more garbage than Los Angelos.

243 6 replies
@DennisShaper 2026-05-14

Homer never said Achilles slept with men...never.

191 12 replies
@Siris0055 2026-05-14

As a Greek man, this movie is an abhorrent bastardization of my culture.

168 8 replies
@Bob666-m3q 2026-05-14

If it even smells woke, I’m out

144
@Livin4the-other-side 2026-05-14

Now I’m imagining Brad Pitt rolling up in his armor with the line “and that’s why no one will remember your pronouns” 🤣

142 5 replies

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