I hate JavaScript

I think its random outputs might be what Microsoft uses to determine what to show in a start menu search.

vibes oriented language

Maybe we can use Javascript Date as a random generator or password generator.

About cursed classes in Java (not JavaScript): The URL class is another example. It actually makes a DNS lookup on the host of the URL (heavy side effect that can fail!) and then uses the IP address when comparing URLs! Imagine if the two lookups gave a different IP (can happen) and now the same URL doesn't compare as equal and the invariant of some data structure where you used URLs as keys is now broken. (IIRC) Always use the URI class instead.

I wish in script tags they would add a version property, so that we could depractate and REMOVE all the shit of JS, and fix all the idiocies

I feel like the trisolarans trying to predict when it'll be a stable era

You'll be happy to know that V8 is at ~99% Temporal conformance on main, and a large group of engines are north of 95%. All that's left is JavaScriptCore to complete their implementation I think and intl-era-month-code hitting Stage 3.

Java has to support and be backwards compatible just like java script. When "New" API like Calendar is released they still leave in the old API like Date. Java.time replaced Calendar to be even better and it is easy to use all 3 and convert between them not sure why java script can't do the same.

Idea for a fun party drinking game. You review the implementation of certain Javascript classes in the V8 engine. Every-time you want to throw a brick at the author, you drink a shot. You may need good health insurance though.

I don’t know what everyone is talking about, it makes total sense to me. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend-3323.