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No, Ahsoka Won't Save Star Wars

2023-08-25 Entertainment
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Dave Filoni's Ahsoka is finally here, and it's not the triumphant return to form for Lucasfilm that everyone seems to have expected. Want to help support this channel? Check out my books on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1 Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheCriticalDrinker Subscribe on Subscribestar: https://www.subscribestar.com/the-critical-drinker

Top Comments (10)

@fl1bble 2023-08-25

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of disney's ability to ruin literally everything they look at

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@TheTrashAccount 2023-08-25

Nothing can save Star Wars at this point

6.4k 358 replies
@johnmccall4528 2023-08-26

Qui Gon is seriously not amused by the number of people who keep surviving otherwise fatal lightsaber wounds.

4.0k 193 replies
@PatstarDeluxe 2023-08-26

Must have been hard to survive a lightsaber through the stomach? Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

2.6k 124 replies
@luurchify 2023-08-25

I missed the days of the clone wars where Ahsoka showed emotion and had a personality

1.4k 57 replies
@Flaris 2023-08-27

I had no idea that Qui Gon could have just walked off his injury without any trouble. Guess he was really tired of being alive.

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@indepthliterature 2023-08-26

I love how drinker points how lethal lightsabers are and used to be in star wars. Whenever we had a good lightsaber duel back in the day we knew stuff was about to go down and we were either going to see beloved characters live or die or be seriously wounded and now its just a minor injury, which doesnt help us to be invested and devalues the suspense when theres lightsabers every other scene

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@joshg.6315 2023-08-26

“Why destroy a planet when we can destroy an entire universe?” -Disney Star Wars

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@Squirrel_Cat 2023-09-06

When I first saw Sabine get skewered by a lightsaber, I was legitimately impressed with their decision to take her out and for a moment, I forgot Disney was producing the show. Queue the first 10 minutes of Ep 2 and I was like _NEVERMIND._

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@chthulu27 2023-09-14

What's so sad is that the Witches of Dathomir were part of the extended universe. They still used the force, but the super creepy darkside version that was so messed up, they even scared EMPEROR PALPATINE. He legit would not go near their planet and refused to make any moves against them. They are THAT creepy and evil.

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