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The Ensh*ttification Of Lord Of The Rings

2026-03-26 Entertainment
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We really are living in bizarro world at this point, with the news that Stephen Colbert is set to write a sequel to Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy. Want to help support this channel? Check out the Drinker Merch Store: https://drinkershop.com/ Check out my books on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1 Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheCriticalDrinker Subscribe on Subscribestar: https://www.subscribestar.com/the-critical-drinker

Top Comments (10)

@JackMadness91 2026-03-26

Tolkien may have been a prophet with his words. Evil cannot create, only corrupt.

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@EdgarMartinez-yi8ec 2026-03-26

"The Lord of the Rings doesn't have a remake" The Lord of the Rings needs no remake

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@Its_Tricky_Tricky 2026-03-26

Sam’s daughter discovers that the real threat to Middle Earth all along was toxic masculinity, not Sauron.

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@Snekks 2026-03-26

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.

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@ippy6896 2026-03-26

“Hi my name is Eleanor….and I’m not like other hobbits” -Main character probably

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@biltrex 2026-03-26

"I... I think I swallowed my Mithril vest." "Already?"

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@animoetprudentia2865 2026-03-26

"The most effective way to destroy a people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history." - Orwell

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@kardechat 2026-03-26

It wasn't that Hollywood was smart or scared enough not to touch Lord of the Rings. It was that Christopher Tolkien was very protective of his fathers legacy. These stories were his childhood. Now that he's gone, the ones in charge of the estate just want money.

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@coolgoyim1133 2026-03-28

evil forces cannot create new life or beings, but can only mock, corrupt, and twist what already exists - J.R.R. Tolkien

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@mikael.wilhelm 2026-03-27

Can't wait to hear Sam's daughter lecture us about the patriarchy.

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