Jon Stewart on Trump's Botched Tariff Rollout & The Stock Market's Meltdown | The Daily Show

Last year I bought 125 loaves of bread from the bakery. But the bakery didn't buy anything from me. I'm not going to get ripped off anymore. What a nasty baker.

How many MAGAs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump just tells them he's changed it, and they stand there applauding in the dark.

If losing Money costs us nothing, Then stealing from the rich isn't a crime!

Losing money cost you nothing is the dumbest thing I heard today.

I remember Trump saying that if any president allowed the stock market to drop 1000 points, he should be impeached! Let's get going people.

I just love the fact that rich people are telling poor people that they should not worry about money because remember when you were a teenager and you would lose money.... Well this is the life of living underneath an oligarchy

He was misquoted when he said that "Only the Weak will Fail" What he actually said was "We will Fail in a Week"

Those that think there will be food lines don't know Trump. There is no way he will feed us.

So grateful for this show. Being able to laugh a little about these truly awful events makes these times more bearable.

I was worried that Trump might nuke some country, I didn't realize it'd be his own...