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Why I QUIT The Military After 16 Years ft. Habitual Linecrosser | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 223

2025-07-27 Comedy
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Our favorite missile boy @habitual_linecrosser is back and he's officially retired! PLUS get all the details on the Unsub fitness challenge! Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! SHOPIFY Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at http://shopify.com/unsubpod TURTLE BEACH Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code UNSUB at http://turtlebeach.com/UNSUB ! #turtlebeachpod SURFSHARK Go to https://surfshark.com/unsubscribe and use code UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! TUSHY Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code UNSUBSCRIBE at http://hellotushy.com/UNSUBSCRIBE ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 Welcome To Unsub 0:40 Unsub Fitness Challenge 7:25 Welcome To Unsub 10:45 The Gang Roasts King Trout 15:03 Benjamin Franklin 20:30 Darwin Awards 27:17 Brandon’s Fridge 31:36 MISSILE TISM! 57:52 Israel & Iran 1:26:51 Nic's H-E-B Fat Files 1:32:16 Poland Is Little Texas 1:37:38 The Epstein List 1:43:49 War Thunder & World Of Warships 1:51:26 Video Game Talk

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@andyhansel5753 2025-07-27

He’s grown a beard, he’s finally healing.

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@jamrockgaming589 2025-07-27

Love how Habitual left the military and all the acronyms are now leaving his brain

1.1k 19 replies
@GrandpaFatmouth 2025-07-27

Brother, I've been doing the fitness challenge for just about two years now. Dropped my weight from 450+ to under 250 so far. Blood pressure better, diabetes in remition. Blood work all normal. Keep motivating folks to find their road to better health, they WON'T regret it, either will you fellas.

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@DesignsByDai 2025-07-27

My 25 year old daughter opened me fridge and turned to me and said with all sincerity "dad. Do you need food?" I fucking died laughing

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@TheFrontlineOfficialAD 2025-07-28

"Normally when lieutenants die soldiers are meant to play defense" Americans realize that the teacher is no longer in the classroom 🤣

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@unsubscribepodcast 2025-07-27

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@rooky1991 2025-07-28

"Sir we are surrounded" "Excellent!! We can fire in ANY DIRECTION"

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@jalexwheeler7751 2025-08-01

In the US military, the officers are not there to "lead". They are there to "restrain".

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@JohnnyMedlockDante 2025-08-03

I quit drinking 3 months ago, and was diagnosed with Diabetes a month ago. I've got my glucose from 450 down to 115 and I've gone from 270 to 220. I want to lose 30 more pounds and I'll be happy! Good luck everyone!!

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@PhoenixT70 2025-07-31

32:17 The best part is that it’s called ASROC, literally just “anti-submarine rocket.” I gotta respect that the Navy called it exactly what it is.

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