Twitch Is Dead

Charlie, please don't bash Plutonium mixed with Stupid Juice. that shit slaps

Props to Twitch for trying to make their website more profitable by making their website significantly less profitable.

Charlie tied up his hair for this special occasion of Twitch taking yet another common L. Truly a professional.

"We missed the mark." The line every soulless corporation says when they are only sorry they got caught.

Imagine having a 45 billion dollar company and deciding, "You know what. That goose that lays golden eggs eats way too much..."

You know it’s a serious video when Charlie is both moist from sweat and critical of something.

Lifecycle of a company: 1. 3 dudes in a basement get an idea 2. they work their ass off to make it work 3. they are suddenly rich and make an actual company 4. they retire and let other people take care of it 5. those people implement dumb changes because their company ego is too high 6. eventually people get tired of their bullshit and move business elsewhere

"We do not intend to limit streamers' ability to enter into direct relationships with sponsors" That's literally what you did.

I swear. Twitch and Blizzard (Activision as a whole) are fighting for the title of the most incompetent company ever

"Jun 7, 2023 — Twitch says it's "immediately" removing guidelines it announced yesterday that would have limited sponsored ads in streams." - several sites covering the changes Phew.