"We will ruin your life" -Microsoft

You know we are in one hell of a timeline when i trust the word of a semi-anonymous anime-profile hacker over an industry titan.

Don't worry, they have planned to release another Copilot product to address these concerns.

Person: I found a security bug, can I have bug bounty Microslop: that’s not a valid security bug bounty, no money Person: ok, then I release them online Microslop: 😡 your posting security bugs, that’s not allowed

"This is dangerous for our customers." "It's not worth paying YOU for, though."

If you work in security, how is it not blindingly obvious that antagonizing the hackers is the dumbest possible strategy you could choose?

Becoming Linux-pilled involves shifting your trust from multibillion dollar tech giants to hackers with anime profiles

0:42 Of course Microsoft is scared of that image, that's a bomb.

Microsoft: its a crime not to do free work for us. We live in cyberpunk

"Hey MS, I found a vulnerability can I get paid?" MS: "No" "Why not?" MS: "Because it's not a vulnerability" "So I can release it?" MS: "No" "Why?" MS: "Because it's a vulnerability"

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