Rings of Power Season 2 Looks AWFUL - One RATIO To Rule Them All

This show was so bad, Critical Drinker is now sober.

You're wrong Gary, it wasn't the first episode when we knew Helbrand was Sauron, we knew he was Sauron from the very first trailer we saw. Because he was the only handsome white guy.

Rings of Power feels like a pretend game a bunch of 8 year olds play after watching Lord of the Rings.

Cate Blanchet is Galadriel and Hugo Weaving is Elrond. The End.

One wig to confuse them all, One wig to hide him. One wig to fool them all, And now they cannot find him.

Aragorn: "The trailer has dropped! Amazon calls for mockery." Theoden: "... and the fandom will answer."

RIP to Bernard. An amazing actor who helped define one of the greatest trilogies in film history.

In Mordor's dark and fiery lair, Sauron's up to something rare. Not plotting doom or stirring dread, But fussing with his brand new head! "Enough of helmets, harsh and grim, It's time to show my stylish whim." He rummaged through his ancient chest, To find the wig he liked the best. A flowing mane of golden curls, He twirled and danced, gave it a whirl. "Now this," he said, with evil glee, "Will surely fool old Galadriel's tree!" With locks so lush, and quite divine, He thought, "This look, it will be mine." No more the Eye, with fiery blaze, But Sauron, in his fashion phase. Orcs and goblins stared in shock, As Sauron strutted 'round the block. "Is that our lord, so fierce, so big? Or did he steal a princess' wig?" He posed and preened, a sight to see, In Middle-earth's wild, new spree. Yet in the shadows, whispers spread, "Has Sauron lost his mighty head?" But Sauron, in his wig of gold, Felt fabulous, and oh so bold. "Let them laugh, let them jeer, I'm the chicest Dark Lord here!" In Rivendell, the elves did snicker, "Has Sauron joined the trendier ticker?" But even they could not deny, That wig gave him a certain...high. So if you see a shadowed king, Wearing curls like springtime's fling, Don't be fooled, and don't be big, It's Sauron, rocking his new wig!

Elves in lotr: "The dwarf breathes so loud we could've shot him in the dark" *As literally the entire party is ambushed by 15 wood elves out of nowhere, combat ready and all* Elves here: ".....he's sus, I feel like I've met this guy....hmmmmm"

Disney going through their check list. "What other beloved franchises have we not ruined yet?"