GET READY, ITS COMING

There’s thousands of aliens in my hometown. I voted to have them removed. ICE showed up last year and deported 8 people. 8!!! What about the other 5000!!! Can we take care of these aliens first!

NASA Scientists: What’s your preferred pronouns?

Just stop… if they want to send a message they don’t need our media’s assistance 😂

Aliens could land in my front yard and hand me the key to infinite energy, but unless it deals with the lunatics trying to pull down my country I couldn't care less.

Last thing I want is the UN in charge of talking to aliens

I’m going to tell them to anally probe democrats.

It would be hilarious if the aliens sent a human meme as their first contact message, like a Rick Roll video, both to troll us and to let us know they have been observing us for some time :)

Reminds me of a phrase about cleaning up your home before worrying about outside. Don't give a fuck, we have enough aliens in our country to deal with.

Why would you tell the UN!? It is run by the very people it was designed to stop from gaining power.

If space aliens showed up on our doorstep, the Democrats would give them funding to create the Alien Learing Center as long as they gave Act Blue a significant kickback.