The Official Podcast #279: The Slap Heard Around the World

It was such a perfect slap. Soft enough that he didn’t outright murder Chris, but hard enough to create so much brain rot discourse on Twitter. My faves are the people unironically comparing the slap to 9/11

andrew sits so fucking still that i can't tell he's moving half the time.

For the first 2 minutes i thought andrews camera was just a still picture but it turns out he was just siting perfectly still

The 2022 Oscars is truly something to remember. One thing is for sure, Chris Rock has mad respect from me for keeping his composure, professionalism, and keeping the mood going at the Oscars.

Everyone's talking about Andrew's stillness but no ones even mentioned Jackson's ability to remain still even while speaking.

Jackson looks like he’s gunna ask you to come hunting with him, Andrew looks like a summer dad, Charlie looks like a gamer girl with a beard and Kaya looks like he’s gunna tell u his anime vengeance story.

Imagine the Rock was there at the Oscars and after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, the Rock's intros theme plays then stops as he approaches Will Smith and says "You don't do that to us, rock brothers", then does a WWE take down on him.

Jackson's placeholder photo looks like he's either an indie movie director or someone found dead in the woods searching for bigfoot.

Schumer saw Chris Rock get smacked and was like, "fuck this, people LOVE Chris, imagine what they'll do to me"

Imagine the sound that would come off of Jada's head if you were to give it a good slap.