This Alpha Made Me Laugh Hard

As an ugly guy i can shed some light on the validity of what this guy is saying because when i am in lines people automatically start gathering together and crowd stomping me until i get out of line.

"I'm the leader. I'm the alpha. You all are my betas. I'm the ruler." *I said as they put me in this weird white jacket that restrained me and rolled me into a padded room*

When I wait in line, I have so much aura and so much sexiness coming off of my body, they separate like knights lining up for the king to walk across the red carpet. I immediately mew right in front of the cashier before she says “Marry me!” She then pays for my chipotle burrito bowl and walk out like the true alpha male I truly am.

There's a Family Guy episode where Peter becomes beautiful, and they let him cut in line at a supermarket. Maybe that's where he got the idea.

Can confirm the person I said bless you too on the aisle over was attractive, made 7 figures, and had a 6 pack…. I could just feel it.

Charlie acting humble like He doesn't get to skip the line

My daughter never says “Bless you” after I sneeze. It’s heartbreaking to know she thinks her own mother is hideous.😢

My mum frequently tells me I am a very handsome boy. I need no further confirmation.

This is the same guy who lashed out at someone on live for being a virgin and not having sex. This guy really thinks that life revolves around sex and its pathetic. The fact that some people actually take his advice is crazy work.

for being so alpha, this guy is in his princess energy