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JavaScript IN MySQL DATABASE????

2024-01-04 Science & Technology
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Top Comments (10)

@AScribblingTurtle 2024-01-04

JavaScript truly is the Hammer, that strikes everything but the nail it is supposed to hit.

271 3 replies
@BlazingMagpie 2024-01-04

Pros: writing stored procedures in SQL was hard, but now I might consider doing it Cons: writing stored procedures in SQL was hard, but now I might consider doing it

263 8 replies
@dough-pizza 2024-01-04

Who let people at MySQL cook?

245 8 replies
@3ventic 2024-01-04

Can't wait for code coverage requirements to include code in database migrations. That'll be fun!

98 3 replies
@choilive 2024-01-04

This reminds me of a startup where the founding team was a bunch of DBAs. Their ENTIRE application was in the database. HTML, CSS, app/business logic, EVERYTHING. They had all their HTML templates stored in database tables and would string interpolate and concat a bunch of them together inside stored procedures to render an HTML page. All their "app server" did was essentially route your request to a stored procedure and return the result of that procedure. Madness.

80 20 replies
@adrianorocha-dev 2024-01-04

Can't wait to use React with MySQL

70 5 replies
@siri.dev.mp4 2024-01-04

now you need to check IS NOT NULL AND IS NOT UNDEFINED AND IS NOT NAN

19 2 replies
@arthurmorgan332 2024-01-05

2025: Linux kernel to be rewritten in Javascript 😊

7 1 replies
@wlockuz4467 2024-01-04

What a start to 2024. Predicting JS in Linux kernel by the end of year.

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@PauloSantos-yu1tn 2024-01-04

The worst nightmare ever... JAVASCRIPT IN DATABASES! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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