No, Ahsoka Won't Save Star Wars
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Top Comments (10)
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of disney's ability to ruin literally everything they look at
Nothing can save Star Wars at this point
Qui Gon is seriously not amused by the number of people who keep surviving otherwise fatal lightsaber wounds.
Must have been hard to survive a lightsaber through the stomach? Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
I missed the days of the clone wars where Ahsoka showed emotion and had a personality
I had no idea that Qui Gon could have just walked off his injury without any trouble. Guess he was really tired of being alive.
I love how drinker points how lethal lightsabers are and used to be in star wars. Whenever we had a good lightsaber duel back in the day we knew stuff was about to go down and we were either going to see beloved characters live or die or be seriously wounded and now its just a minor injury, which doesnt help us to be invested and devalues the suspense when theres lightsabers every other scene
“Why destroy a planet when we can destroy an entire universe?” -Disney Star Wars
When I first saw Sabine get skewered by a lightsaber, I was legitimately impressed with their decision to take her out and for a moment, I forgot Disney was producing the show. Queue the first 10 minutes of Ep 2 and I was like _NEVERMIND._
What's so sad is that the Witches of Dathomir were part of the extended universe. They still used the force, but the super creepy darkside version that was so messed up, they even scared EMPEROR PALPATINE. He legit would not go near their planet and refused to make any moves against them. They are THAT creepy and evil.
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Top Comments (10)
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of disney's ability to ruin literally everything they look at
Nothing can save Star Wars at this point
Qui Gon is seriously not amused by the number of people who keep surviving otherwise fatal lightsaber wounds.
Must have been hard to survive a lightsaber through the stomach? Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
I missed the days of the clone wars where Ahsoka showed emotion and had a personality
I had no idea that Qui Gon could have just walked off his injury without any trouble. Guess he was really tired of being alive.
I love how drinker points how lethal lightsabers are and used to be in star wars. Whenever we had a good lightsaber duel back in the day we knew stuff was about to go down and we were either going to see beloved characters live or die or be seriously wounded and now its just a minor injury, which doesnt help us to be invested and devalues the suspense when theres lightsabers every other scene
“Why destroy a planet when we can destroy an entire universe?” -Disney Star Wars
When I first saw Sabine get skewered by a lightsaber, I was legitimately impressed with their decision to take her out and for a moment, I forgot Disney was producing the show. Queue the first 10 minutes of Ep 2 and I was like _NEVERMIND._
What's so sad is that the Witches of Dathomir were part of the extended universe. They still used the force, but the super creepy darkside version that was so messed up, they even scared EMPEROR PALPATINE. He legit would not go near their planet and refused to make any moves against them. They are THAT creepy and evil.