Who Is Us?

The thumbnails are becoming increasingly unhinged and I'm all for it

Mark is the perfect fit for Iron Man. His constant use of AI, his personal interest in technology, talking to Lixian like Jarvis, his need for self sacrifice, it’s perfect.

"We have what I like to call a slowly dying Constitution" Truly, Distractible is the podcast of America

Considering that Steve Jobs died from one of the easiest forms of cancer to treat because he believed he could cure it by eating healthy, I'd say the business side of Apple is working exactly as intended.

With the whole Apple thing, Mark should use Wilford Warfstache as his secondary contact. The potential for hilarity if/when they call to talk to him would be GOLD.

If the IRS asks, Mark is legally 3 people

the Hex Girls song has been stuck in my head for 25 years and Wade just brought it back in full force D:

Just want to remind anyone that hasn't seen it yet that Wade is doing a Blue Prince playthrough and that it's fantastic.

I tried the mustache thing. I shaved the rest of my face and left the mustache. Then I took a good look in the mirror, saw a face that belongs on To Catch A Predator, and immediately shaved it.

the joke about swordsman being just hawkeye with a sword is actually his entire thing