Pokemon Vending Machines Bring Out the Evil in People

The vending machines should eat scalpers and make them into super valuable cards for kids

Grown men fighting children over a Pokemon card sounds like an Onion headline

Need to start posting up some big dudes at the machines to intimidate scalpers. Call em gym leaders.

imagine how embarrassing it would be to tell your cell mate you're in jail for Pokemon vending machine tampering

I work at Best buy and I'm the one who does the toys section on truck nights. Because of people like this I have to hide the Pokemon cards behind the customer service desk and they can only be bought by request. Otherwise they all get stolen immediately. Grown adults trash the entire section so I have to clean it up too

We recently had our first big Pokémon theft headline in NZ, where an Auckland worker was stabbed (& survived, thankfully). And sadly you’re right Charles, it’s only too long before a fatality….

They are not Pokémon fans. Both of em are gambling addicts.

Sméagol and Deagol vibes when they're fighting over the ring.

I went to one of these with my uncle and genuinely felt an aura of evil for just being there... they're like a dark side nexus

those machines need a kill switch for the store employees to just flip it off when people start acting like this.