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Sometimes you just need to spill your own tea. Go to https://Hungryroot.com/PITREDDIT, code PITREDDIT to get 40% off your first box and a free item of your choice for life. 0:00 Intro 2:12 What's your secret that could ruin your life? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4ixtgi/ 11:02 Sponsor 12:25 Back to the cakes 25:04 My wife thinks I got laid off but really I quit to be a streamer https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/y35zyp/my_wife_and_everyone_else_thinks_i_got_laid_off/ 37:13 Don't block your friends from talking to guys... https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1m4vu08/psa_if_youre_the_friend_who_blocks_guys_from/ 48:16 I carry pumpkin seeds in my pocket and plant them wherever I go https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1i3x7m5/i_carry_pumpkin_seeds_in_my_pocket_and_plant_them/ 57:11 Sent this confession to the wrong "Kelly" https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1s2ob6o/sent_this_confession_to_the_wrong_kelly/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Austin Sauer Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Producer, Pit: Bailey Petracek Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall Pease Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast Smosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlike FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

Top Comments (10)

@valthienrivaud7483 2026-05-16

It's nice to see you guys still take Ian out of the storage closet to get his yearly dose of fresh air.

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@Kiki-bean 2026-05-16

She's a paramedic, they have a three year old, he quit his job and now money is tight But hey he's never been less stressed Wonder why.

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@gaysaporta1 2026-05-16

quitting your job to do twitch is this era's version of quitting your job to "be a rockstar". you can be in a band and have a job but until you hit a certain level of career (not even mainstream success, just constant bookings), you can't quit your job

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@Theunloved1738 2026-05-16

Nothing crazy ever happens when Ian is on here *remembers the butter story*

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@Hydra-m9j 2026-05-16

Pancakes: out Mattress: baguette Wheat: beaten

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@crysnotcries 2026-05-16

emily sounded so betrayed finding out Ian beat his wheat intolerance

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@MeadowSongs 2026-05-16

The way Shane said “FOR THEIR TRES LECHES?!” got me so much I played it again

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@KaitlynCarter-x1d 2026-05-16

What's craziest about the first story is that the cake mix was 1 dollar

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@alex-fs9yt 2026-05-17

oof the guy complaining about "the fridge" reminds me of the story of that 33 year old dude trying to hit on the "birthday woman" (his words) who just turned 18 or 19 and kept hanging around not getting the hint that they were uncomfortable/creeped out

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@theknight9716 2026-05-17

clarification on the subway bread thing, Ireland classified it as cake so they didnt have to pay bread taxes on it, subway bread is still just bread.

83 3 replies

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