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26 Minutes to Fuel Your Ted Cruz Fury | The Daily Show

2023-08-02 Comedy
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Watch Ted Cruz's moronic rise from machiavellian teenager, to nightmare college roommate, to soup obsessive, to the senator we know and don't love today. #DailyShow #comedy Subscribe to The Daily Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA/?sub_confirmation=1 Follow The Daily Show: Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedailyshow Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: http://www.paramountplus.com/?ftag=PPM-05-10aei0b Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral Watch full episodes of The Daily Show: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show About The Daily Show: For over twenty-five years, the groundbreaking, Emmy and Peabody award-winning The Daily Show has entertained audiences each night with hilarious, provocative and insightful satire about our society that helps make sense of the world. The Daily Show redefined the late night show category on TV and, with an audience of over 44M across social media platforms, has become a launching pad for some of the biggest stars in entertainment. This next chapter of this iconic franchise showcases its diverse news team of correspondents and contributors, including Ronny Chieng, Michael Kosta, Desi Lydic, Dulcé Sloan, Roy Wood Jr., Lewis Black and Jordan Klepper, comedy greats as guests hosts, and interviews with influential and emerging voices from across society. The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

Top Comments (10)

@Fluffkitscripts 2023-08-02

I used to say he looked like an alcoholic werewolf, but frankly alcoholics and werewolves deserve more dignity than being compared to Ted Cruz.

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@ryanu8082 2023-08-02

Teddy never fails to deliver a spectacular showing of his ineptitude.

194 14 replies
@pn312 2023-08-03

I don’t blame Cruz for going to Cancun… I blame him for coming BACK! 😢

111 2 replies
@Sevenfold120 2023-08-02

I heard that Ted asked his wife during the freeze why dont the citizens who are freezing just fly to a warmer country when its cold at home.

81 2 replies
@TheDrumdog1 2023-08-02

We literally were melting snow here in Austin Texas. Ted and Abbott have to go!!!

65 5 replies
@SidewalkCitizenLA 2023-08-02

13:25 😂😂😂 seeing as DJT wanted to nuke a hurricane, Klepper wasn't wrong.

62 1 replies
@ec5394 2023-08-03

STOP electing incompetent individuals that are only working to benefit themselves. I believe all politicians should be re-evaluated annually by randomly selected voters on their job performance, project completions & vote consistencies, etc... in order to qualify for re-election without exceptions.

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@justgranny9601 2023-08-05

The Pope and trump are on stage in front of a large crowd. The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!” Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!” So the Pope slapped him.

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@eye9guy643 2023-08-10

A Hispanic from Canada pretending to be a Texan.

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@James-md7fy 2023-08-06

“A self-financed, melting jack-o-lantern” lol... Love this guy

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