Mario Galaxy Movie Drama is Crazy

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8:17 “A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest.” -C.S. Lewis

Wreck it Ralph was a kids movie and it had lots of Easter eggs and nostalgic references to arcade & retro game characters but it also had a really good story and just a phenomenal message.

“It’s for the fans” Bro, Ms. Mario Galaxy herself barely appeared in the damn movie. 😂

"Jingling Keys: The Movie" will never not be funny to me.

"The story flows like it's actually a child playing with action figures" I unironically would not be surprised if Miyamoto said something like this when trying to give them ideas/direction.

I kind of hated that they used Galaxy in the title because it felt like they kept forgetting which Mario game they wanted to be centered around. Like next movie will probably be called "The Super Mario Odyssey Movie" because we'll get a 3 minute scene in New Donk City.

"I'm not a critic. I'm just critical, and a little moist." such a beautiful line

As Martin Scorsese said: "These type of movies are more like 'theme park attractions'."

"It's a kids movie bro" is the perfect parry for people that don't actually want to think about the things they consume