With A Heavy Heart, I Must Cancel My Wife

You are the dad that complains all day about the animals, but at night...alone...you secretly pet them and talk in "baby" talk to them.

Not showing footage of the goat is unacceptable.

As a person who has raised goats, you need another goat. A single goat does not do well by themselves, they need another goat to live with. That is why it is screaming, it is not normal for a herd animal to live alone. Fact.

She is your wife and therefore cannot be cancelled. You are now a shepherd. Enjoy.😀

I am a husband and father.. with a beard at that.. I have never related so closely with a video in my life. Now I shall go feed the horse, goat, chickens, and dogs that I never wanted.

Sorry, Matt. It appears to be hardwired into our DNA. My wife wanted to adopt a stray cat five years ago and I had always been against having a cat. She adopted the cat. I came home to find that she had made a terrific dinner, she handed me a beer and waited, then had my daughter, who had had a rough year in middle school, walk out with the kitty, an enormous smile on her face. The smile that I hadn't seen in months. The smile I'd crawl through broken glass to see again. Total blindsided me and set me up. I had no chance.

Your wife played you like a fiddle. She's the G.O.A.T.

Wife canceling needs to be a weekly recurring part of the show, the less legitimate the reason the better.

I listened to this over breakfast with my 7-year-old and she laughed so hard that we kept having to pause so she wouldn't accidentally spit out or choke on her cereal. Congratulations on your new career in shepherding goats.

As a goat owner for 30 years I must advise you of an old Chinese proverb, "If you have no troubles, get a goat."