I Have to Insult Them

That man at the ATM silently judging everyone is the only winner in this situation

I work at a Local Game Store, and I had a conversation with a customer where we discussed how awful scalpers are, and another person piped up and said "Hey, scalpers gotta eat too." I told him "You could get a job." It's wild how many of these scalpers are shameless and think that I would be their friend when they literally make a living performing daylight robbery from my customer base. Absolutely deplorable.

I thought my life had gone to shit, but then I remembered that I'm not these guys.

"Two grown men fighting over Pokemon cards" And he just leaves, not because of fear of the consequences but because he's never been full of so much shame

This is how Pokemon would be if they existed in real life, dudes punching each other "I saw that charmander first, I been here!"

It’s like watching two seagulls fighting over a French fry

Grown men fighting over cardboard.

Scalper on Scalper pvp is a beautiful thing to behold.

Some people heard the phrase "like stealing candy from a baby" and thought "that's genius, I could make so much money!"

The security calling up saying "I have two guys fighting over pokemon cards" is hilarious