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Will It Into Existence

2025-12-12 Comedy
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Distractible Podcast
Distractible Podcast
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(Season 5, Episode 80) Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible

Top Comments (10)

@_ANDRE. 2025-12-12

Distractible and Iron Lung finally did it. They officially put Mark in Guam.

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@Spadace.1 2025-12-12

Hey everyone! Thanks to this community I found a fan in my area who's gonna see the Iron Lung movie with me since none of my IRL friends wanted to. I'm super excited and I love y'all!!

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@AmorRex 2025-12-12

Iron Lung is at 1799 theaters as I watch this

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@eriathwen1320 2025-12-12

I hope Mark saw the comment about the movie theatre he saved, that was due to close but is now sold out for ages after they said theyd show the movie 😂

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@kitkatch6 2025-12-12

My will to exist when I listen to Distractible has greatly increased, especially since I was ON THE MOON.

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@zeroraptor_ 2025-12-12

"I need to shave my feet." "Thanksgiving, I cleared out three [plates]." Is... is Wade a hobbit?

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@dawnpowers7626 2025-12-12

It is the funniest fucking thing to FINALLY have Wade talking about something that the other two have NO idea about and they're like, sure, whatever. It's Wade's tech talk! I LOVE IT.

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@boopergoober 2025-12-12

We've been trying to will the Most Perfectest Crime into existence for months

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@MarkFiveOvensFischbach 2025-12-12

the thumbnails are slowly evolving into some kind of indie horror film body horror flesh-meshes.

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@ethan-not-a-pastafarian 2025-12-12

I looked up what Mandy, Molly and Amy look like to visualize the stories, I was not ready for the wholesomeness of the couples photos

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