World Record (Today)
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Hosts Compare Extreme Personal Single-Day World Records
Discover the surprisingly intense personal benchmarks our hosts achieved in a single day, ranging from catastrophic hardware destruction to feats of endurance eating and drinking.
Short Summary
- Mark detailed the destruction of his $8,500 Graphics Processing Unit (GPU) during transport.
- Wade lamented missing out on second helpings of delicious food at a recent Appalachian wedding.
- The hosts rigorously debated anecdotal "World Records," covering topics like continuous urination and mobile game investment.
- Wade secured victory in the episode competition, earning the right to host the next segment.
This episode shifts focus to the "World Record Today" segment, where personal anecdotes replace formal metrics. Listeners will see how the hosts stack up on highly specific, often embarrassing, daily achievements, setting the stage for the final competition score tally.
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Top Comments (10)
Hey there, if you’re reading, stay alive okay? You’re so much more than you know, it’s all going to be okay 💜
Bob holds the record for most missed coin flips in a day
Fun fact: Smosh set and broke the record for the fastest duo game of hungry hungry hippos in the same day
Dear Penthouse forum I never thought it would happen to me. My GPU PCIE pins cracked. Now I'm going to light this farm on fire.
saying "hi" after hearing devastating news actually works for me. in filipino, "hay" (pronounced hai) is used to express disappointment or frustration. it's similar to "sigh".
"This was such a funny episode!" said the time traveller.
The reason why mark is getting more thirsty is because when you actually start hydrating, your body realizes how dehydrated it is, making you feel more thirsty.
World record: The Perfectest Crime.
"I had a devastating blow to my happiness.." Wade: THAT'S GOOD! "Opposite.." Wade: THAT'S NOT GOOD! made me lol so hard
In a given day in my early 20's, say 15 years ago, I started cooking a full soup pot of potato soup mid morning to be ready for lunch. Full of onions, celery, carrots, few herbs, salt, pepper, water, milk, butter, garlic, few other flavors I can't recall. Full soup pot. Figured I'd have a couple days of leftover. Full of veggies. Idk what happened. I'd ate it all by that evening. I was just not getting full. I'm thinking I may of been dangerously low of some nutrient it was providing. 8 quart pot. So 7.5 of soup probably 1.9 gallons? Idk. All those vegetable s and broth I consumed in 9ish hours. And I'm pissing clear as hell through the process. So my body was absorbing everything.
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Top Comments (10)
Hey there, if you’re reading, stay alive okay? You’re so much more than you know, it’s all going to be okay 💜
Bob holds the record for most missed coin flips in a day
Fun fact: Smosh set and broke the record for the fastest duo game of hungry hungry hippos in the same day
Dear Penthouse forum I never thought it would happen to me. My GPU PCIE pins cracked. Now I'm going to light this farm on fire.
saying "hi" after hearing devastating news actually works for me. in filipino, "hay" (pronounced hai) is used to express disappointment or frustration. it's similar to "sigh".
"This was such a funny episode!" said the time traveller.
The reason why mark is getting more thirsty is because when you actually start hydrating, your body realizes how dehydrated it is, making you feel more thirsty.
World record: The Perfectest Crime.
"I had a devastating blow to my happiness.." Wade: THAT'S GOOD! "Opposite.." Wade: THAT'S NOT GOOD! made me lol so hard
In a given day in my early 20's, say 15 years ago, I started cooking a full soup pot of potato soup mid morning to be ready for lunch. Full of onions, celery, carrots, few herbs, salt, pepper, water, milk, butter, garlic, few other flavors I can't recall. Full soup pot. Figured I'd have a couple days of leftover. Full of veggies. Idk what happened. I'd ate it all by that evening. I was just not getting full. I'm thinking I may of been dangerously low of some nutrient it was providing. 8 quart pot. So 7.5 of soup probably 1.9 gallons? Idk. All those vegetable s and broth I consumed in 9ish hours. And I'm pissing clear as hell through the process. So my body was absorbing everything.