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Only Weak Men Use the Bathroom

2026-02-04 Entertainment
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Top Comments (10)

@philistineswine 2026-02-04

I shit on the lawn like a wolf, because I'm a true alpha

20.6k 242 replies
@ChefSuperior 2026-02-04

Real alphas do a 360 before shitting their pants

16.5k 187 replies
@uzumykie 2026-02-04

bro is trying to gatekeep stalls so he can crap in peace

15.8k 83 replies
@benjaminyoungstrom7220 2026-02-04

Bro is scared of pooping in public and is trying to give it a rebrand

6.3k 36 replies
@345Taco 2026-02-04

Everybody tells him they have to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes because they're trying to find an excuse to get away from him

3.3k 24 replies
@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN 2026-02-06

"Pooping is scary, what if you get stabbed" -THE Alpha Dog 🔥🔥🔥

3.2k 13 replies
@smackedpickle 2026-02-05

The reason he's not swearing is likely because he's trying to appeal to children, which is even worse

2.1k 24 replies
@lilharm 2026-02-07

framing extreme paranoia as alpha masculinity is hilarious actually

1.8k 14 replies
@SoniWyd 2026-02-05

Bro got clowned on for taking a shit at school fs

1.7k 19 replies
@davidferrara1105 2026-02-08

He held it too hard and now he's bald as a fucking onion at 34.

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