People Actually Believe These are Real

It's pretty alarming that we have gotten 10x more videos of these exotic cryptids in the wild since generative AI popped up. It's almost as if the large amount of water that these AI datacenters consume are forcing these cryptids to leave their native environments to venture into more civilized areas in order to find food and water, resulting in more sightings.

I didnt realize AI has permanently ruined cryptid sightings aswell. Another one for the list boys

Cryptids: "I wanna be real for you 🥺" Cryptid hunters: "You are real for me 🤗"

Hairy hands sounds like a story a drunk dad tells their kids.

bulimic cubone is actually crazy

The AI generator doesn't even know if it wants to make the cryptid fight or mate with the bear.

It's theorized that the Flatwoods Monster was actually an owl in weird lighting.

3:30 there is actually a little side quest in the game Zelda majoras mask where you have to protect a little girl and her cows at a farm from weird alien looking things that were actually based off of the flatwoods monster. From the glowing eyes, claw hands and the spade shaped heads and noises they make. That specific quest always had my hands sweating with the damn N64 controller as a kid lol.

I can talk to my local crackhead for 30 mins and get 20 "real" cryptid stories for you too

Charlie flexing his cryptid knowledge followed immediately by him never having heard of the *very* well-known Flatwoods Monster is a hilarious contrast.