Mindseye isn't good

Gotta love that Silva Corp is supposed to be this huge mega Corp and they have ONE SINGLE GUY to solve every single issue the company faces 😂😂😂

the first triple C game

This game is like a Steven Seagal movie.

This corp makes no sense. Like, they say they spared no expense on security but it feels like they've cheapend out on every level of security.

Lmao the truck that randomly came down the hill at you killed me 😂😭

1:07:45 the random truck in the desert honking as its sliding down the hill sideways will be something I come back to when I need a laugh

Love how @ 1:30:50 you fail the mission by piloting your small drone under the rear bumper of the car you're tailing, but dude ever-so-stealthily rear-ends the same car and you're undetected.... I'm guessing it's one of those optical illusion things, where driving attached to the bumper puts your car in a gigantic blind spot. 🤷‍♀️ I feel for the devs... you can tell they were doing the best with what they were allowed to do, but there's only so many ways you can re-invent the same three gameplay loops.

Ngl when a game includes multiple "sneak missions" but doesn't have any implemented sneak mechanics it's kind of grounds for me to stop playing.

-Bullet tracers that move at a glacial speed, guns sound like they're toys/from a 2002 PS2 game -Car physics and driving that make the original Watch_Dogs look good -You being apparently the only security guard for a multi-billion dollar company that's supposed to be SpaceX/Tesla rolled into one and fighting terrorists single handedly on your first day -Boss' boss knew you were looking for info for your super secret special prototype do-everything-but-do-nothing implant that they just gave to a random soldier for some reason before the guy that invented it went poof and disappeared only for no one to know anything about it ...I don't even have to play this game to know the gameplay must suck almost as bad as the story does.

charlie's driveing gives true florida man vibes, 4 cosecutive t-bones "man, busy intersection", 🤣