He's Doing Awful Stand Up Now

Brother got on stage and gave everyone an unskippable cutscene

When he was married, it was his whole personality. When he cheated, it's his whole personality. He has no personality of his own without having to use his relationship with Ariel as a crutch.

This is literally the "looks like dad is taking the divorce well" meme

Ariel was so right when she asked him if he thought he was interesting enough on his own to continue his career

trauma dumping on therapists cost money but trauma dumping on unsuspecting crowds during open mic nights is free

if he ever applies for an actual job, he's gonna put "cheated on my wife" on his application 😭😭

“You gotta check out Ned’s standup” said the counselor telling scary stories around the campfire.

Bro can't stop milking his biggest mistake because he has literally nothing else now

I don’t think he’s proud of cheating, I think he’s resentful that he lost his fame because of it! His undertone is “I used to be something but I make one little mistake and now I’m here” kind of shit.

Dude has a Yale degree in Chemistry. Literally could be doing something else completely without having to humiliate himself but I guess any attention is attention for people like him.