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r/Bestof I Invited a Homeless Guy to a Costume Party

2025-08-26 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:22 Homeless man 6:34 Comment 7:07 Sickness 13:04 Color blind 15:20 Comment 16:34 Update "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@MrGreenerYT 2025-08-26

OP was upset about missing the movie, but the girl was drawn into the spontaneity: the silly skateboarding scene, the awkward hug, the condom “belt”. It sounds ridiculous, but that’s real life, no script, no filter. Many relationships fail because we stick to our schedules, while connections grow from the twists and turns. If OP had let go of her obsession with “being on time, having a plan,” she might have realized that the second date showed them more about each other than any 3D movie.

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@trueyoshim 2025-08-26

Story 1: Is no one gonna mention how this homeless guy watched JESUS CHRIST walk up to him and say "Hey dude, wanna dress like a stormtrooper and join me for a costume party?"

796 3 replies
@MommaPhroge 2025-08-26

that poor 15 year old girl. Munchausen's by Proxy specifically seems to be what she was experiencing through her mom. I'm so glad she was able to tell her doctors, AND that her mom didn't retaliate

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@danielbrant6740 2025-08-26

*1st Story:* Points to the homeless Stormtrooper for not selling or throwing away the uniform.

562 4 replies
@theoneguyoverthere 2025-08-26

Ok, I’m glad it wasn’t “I invited a homeless guy to a party just to mess with him” and was instead “I got high and invited a homeless guy to a party.” And chaos notwithstanding, at least the guy got a free storm trooper costume out of it.

445 3 replies
@dannycomellas 2025-08-26

12:17 "not even my mom"... GIRL, WATCH YOUR BACK! You took away her attention. She will definitely be mad.

395 5 replies
@kelaiahwheelan491 2025-08-26

I told ppl in middle school that I had a Japanese Step father who was apart of the Yakuza 😭

314 4 replies
@kconway2263 2025-08-26

I’m so glad the Munchausen story worked out. My advice would’ve been to talk to the school nurse or counselor, but it sounds like this worked out better. Kudos to that medical team for having OP’s back and taking things so seriously. I’m glad the mom is getting help.

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@moshigal156 2025-08-26

Lmfao that guy and his girlfriend got THE date story of a lifetime. This is the kind of story they’ll get to tell at their wedding (if they get that far) and it’ll have the whole party in tears from laughing so hard. That kind of thing is truly priceless.

167 1 replies
@arcon980 2025-08-26

in the color blind one if I was the BF I would be thrilled because if my GF go this worked up and felt this bad about lying about being color blind the chance of her lying about something actually important or cheating on me is like 0. The story proves OP is a keeper.

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