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r/Offmychest I Poo'd on my Parents' Dinner Table

2026-05-18 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:09 Confession 4:24 Humbled 6:04 Gift 7:56 Fart 9:20 Role play 11:08 Poo "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@banj_yoyt 2026-05-18

9:20 Not the Danganronpa characters XD I can absolutely PROMISE ya that Monokuma *_WILL NOT_* punish you for taking a shower😭Also, keep an eye on her, she might be planning a murder😬

393 14 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-05-18

First Story: People who hurt or kill random animals (not for food or survival) is a common sign of a serial killer. OP's husband is insane to me and I fear for OP and the kid's safety, especially the kids. This guy killed multiple baby bunnies with his bare hands and just says it so nonchalantly

364 49 replies
@ShiroTheTraveler 2026-05-18

I know Danganronpa and that "No Showering" Rule is BS.

359 11 replies
@jessicabedell4580 2026-05-18

5th story: So ops sister definitely needs help. Like I know which anime/game thats she's talking about. It's called Danganronpa. It's a murder mystery game and anime. But the one thing that entirely threw me off was how she said monokuma won't let her shower. If she's played the games, then she should know that in fact that the characters can take baths or showers. Like literally there's been a few times in the first two games where is shows characters in a shower room or sauna.

186 6 replies
@siniebeck4821 2026-05-18

The last guy needs to invest in a poop knife

143 2 replies
@urgon6321 2026-05-18

Cosplay story: OP should call CPS, as apparently parents don't care about wellbeing of either one of you...

108 7 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-05-18

Fourth Story: That ain’t healthy. OP's farts are so bad people are thinking there is a sulfur leak happening

90 4 replies
@Clyde-S-Wilcox 2026-05-18

Story 3: Oh fuvv no. Huge warning sign of grooming with the secrecy and "don't tell your mom."

66 2 replies
@NEPAAlchey 2026-05-18

We have multiple people complaining about their bowel movements and admitting they have bad diets, but not doing anything about it...

65 3 replies
@DoctorOaks 2026-05-18

Story 1: Take the kids, and try to get in touch with his therapist. Let them know your concerns about him potentially being dangerous to your kids, what he told you, and ask if there's been any indicators that he may harm you or the kids. Obviously confidentiality may prevent getting any real information, but they're required to break that if they believe that the patient may be a danger to themselves or others.

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