r/Confessions I Broke My Arm On Purpose

If your mom makes you the same cake every year but you don't actually like it suddenly discover a new favorite cake... mom I found a new cake I like better than chocolate this is carrot cake and it is divine....

First Story: That guy got what he deserved in that moment, hell what OP did wasn't honestly nearly enough. This man deserves to be in a cell

imagine your fart smelling so bad people start blaming cows😭😭

Plot twist: the son has long since realized dad was just sparing his feelings, but will continue to give manatee themed gifts until the old man breaks and admits defeat.

5:10 when you get so good at masking that you can’t remember which mask you’re supposed to wear at any given moment

Fun Fact: Manatees have only six cervical (neck) vertebrae. This is unique among almost all mammals, which typically have seven. Due to this, manatees cannot turn their heads sideways and must turn their entire body to look around. The only other mammal exceptions to the seven-vertebrae rule are sloths.

I'm just impressed the son could find that much Manatee swag

>goes to high school >gets into musicals Waaaait a minute...

I had a lisp as a kid but realized that if I talked with an accent.... I could say words I couldn't say normally. People ask where I'm from because they can't really place my accent and it's because... it's no one accent. Fun fact if you have a lisp or a stutter, if you use an accent or even sing it uses a different part of your brain than the normal 'talking' brain path so you don't lisp or stutter.

Exam cheating story: genuinely what was OP expecting... Like what other outcome would that get.