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r/Offmychest Wife Threw Away My Pokémon Cards

2025-10-18 Comedy
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Life-Saving Actions, Relationship Conflicts, and Influencer Deception Shared on r/offmychest

Discover firsthand accounts of split-second heroism, the emotional toll of unexpected trauma, and boundary violations in relationships and online personas. Readers gain insight into extreme emotional responses and practical takeaways for moral justification.

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  • Readers witness the intense emotional aftermath experienced by someone who successfully rescued a child from traffic despite a physical disability.
  • Topics cover drastic relationship breakdowns, such as throwing away sentimental collections and manipulative influencer practices exposing dishonesty.
  • This collection offers perspectives on unexpected heroism, boundary setting, and the dissonance between curated online lives and reality.

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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:07 Saved a life 3:15 Collection 4:45 Cat 6:21 Buried treasure 7:55 Pretend fired 9:34 Liar 11:43 LOL "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@keefashine2657 2025-10-18

so that’s the reason we no longer have puppy bloopers. yugo won’t leave mrs rslash’s side 😂

1.1k 13 replies
@raarasunai4896 2025-10-18

Second story has an update. OP did hand her divorce papers, she of course made the “momentary lapse in judgment” excuse. He couldn’t get the cards back(he found they were missing a week after it happened) and sadly he isn’t suing her or pressing theft charges, but he gave the reasoning he doesn’t want to waste anymore time on her. A lot of people were offering money GoFundMe style to help him rebuild his card collection, which he told them to donate to a homeless shelter instead ❤

777 24 replies
@GidionX 2025-10-18

"I threw away your pokeyman cards" "You know some of those cards were worth hundreds if not thousands of dollars" *Surprised pikachu face*

542 10 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2025-10-18

Second Story: I am so sick of partners throwing out their partner's belongings because it brings them joy. OP's wife sucks, no one is too old for things. What she did can be seen as controlling too

402 20 replies
@maltesephil 2025-10-18

5.20 my dog started barking at around 3am one night and would normally stop if told to be quiet, this night she didn't. I walked downstairs to find one of my expensive fish had knocked the lid off the tank and jumped out, and was flapping on the floor. I managed to rescue it. My dog got a big treat for that

252 3 replies
@weezylone 2025-10-18

She's a grown woman, she's way too old to be thinking throwing other people's stuff away is okay.

170 1 replies
@danielbrant6740 2025-10-18

_"All influencers suck, including me!"_ You can't be a good comedian if you aren't willing to take shots at yourself.

148 5 replies
@LavenderRare 2025-10-18

That last story was the sweetest story I've heard. Like, cavity inducing sweet. I hope those two live the best life together, because they obviously love each other so much.

134 1 replies
@dovahkiin6488 2025-10-18

For the second story, OP did a brief update, and to no ones surprise; the soon to be ex-wife is shocked he's filing for divorce. Well, if it isn't the consequences of her own actions!

125 1 replies
@silverflight01 2025-10-18

Story 2: Never date someone that you feel you have to hide your stuffed animals from. The partner has no respect for OP and his joy, it's not worth staying with her any further

63 1 replies

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