Navigate Select ESC Close

r/Offmychest I Blew All My Savings on Get Rich Quick

2026-03-04 Comedy
93.8k
4.7k
350
rSlash
rSlash
1.9m subscribers

Unlock all features

FREE: Get instant access to 10 AI summaries, chats, or transcripts per day.

Description

Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:10 Bully 3:49 Bieber 5:16 Lie 8:29 Mistress 10:02 Dark past 12:49 Business idea 14:46 Poo pants "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@ogcrackmama160 2026-03-04

staying with your parents into your late twenties and thirties cannot be considered mooching in this economy 💀

520 16 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-03-04

First Story: OP's dad now realizes that he no longer has power over OP and that OP could really hurt him now. OP's dad sucks and OP's mom sucks for allowing this man to abuse OP or at least did nothing about it

237 8 replies
@BigChefMan07 2026-03-04

3rd story: a study found that in general, kids spend 80% of the total time they have with their parents from birth to 18 years old. She really did rob OP from pretty much every moment they will have with their dad.

233 2 replies
@MegaAstroFan18 2026-03-04

Gonna be honest, that part of non-North American cultures really needs to be normalized everywhere: if you need to live with your parents, then live with your parents. It's not mooching, it's not something that should be treated as shameful. It's using the resources you have. And for the record, abuse means you do NOT need to live with your parents.

188 10 replies
@TheCryptidBun 2026-03-04

The only person who has ever given me, a 28yr old guy, the heeby jeebies was when someone was trying way to hard to find a reason to keep the conversation going and then asked me "so are those your ONLY dogs?" referring to my two ankle biters being anxiously vicious on the other side of the fence. Immediately made my go into hyper awareness mode.

121
@tippy2k2 2026-03-04

"I"ve never been so drunk that I pooped myself AT A PARTY" Quite the qualifier there rSlash... :D

117 6 replies
@Mistywave 2026-03-04

Last story gives the term "party pooper" a whole new meaning.

108 3 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-03-04

Sixth Story: OP fell for a clear cut scam. If something sounds too good to be true but it's likely is

106
@condorboss3339 2026-03-04

"Dark Past" Story 5: OP needs to change gyms. Also, he should alert the gym manager that the PDF is prowling.

81
@pompompyon 2026-03-04

“Super bowel” got me giggling in the middle of work lmaooo

49 1 replies

Unlock the Data Inside
Turn Videos into Knowledge

  • Get FREE 10/day: transcripts, summaries, chats
  • Chat with videos, export text & PDF
  • $1 free API credit for RAG, chatbots & research

Free forever plan • All features unlocked

App screenshot