r/Pettyrevenge I Poisoned a Lunch Thief

If you have a food thief and your workplace does absolutely nothing to stop it you can try to get some prescription laxatives from you GP to put in your food to punish the thief, and since the thief also technically stole prescription medication that counts as a criminal offense both against the thief and the workplace in cases of retaliation.

My grandmother had a neighbor who let his dog poop in her yard and refused to clean it up. She politely asked him several times to clean it, but he always refused. After a few weeks of cleaning up after this dog, she had enough. She waited for the dog to do its business, waited for him to go back inside then put her plan into action. It was a hot summer day, so she had to act fast before the heat and sun could dry out the pile of revenge! She scooped it up with a shovel, took aim and flung it with all her might at the screen door. The poop went through the screen door, turning a few lumps into an ungodly spray, straight into his living room getting all over the all white furniture and white shag carpets (it was the 60's). It was everywhere. In 90+ heat in a house with no AC. It took him hours to discover what happened because he was working on something in the backyard most of the day. By the time he found the mess it was too late. The dog poop had dried into the formerly white everything and nothing could be salvaged. He had to replace all of the furniture and the carpets. It took days for the smell to go away. He never let his dog poop on her lawn ever again, or if he did he cleaned it right away.

The OP who was a stripper must've worked at a bad club if she got fired for getting payback against a patron who essentially sexually harassed her.

Dog Poop Story: when I was a kid we lived in an HOA. You were supposed to pick up after dogs. I hated picking up a hot turd, but that was the rule. Our neighbors felt like that since we didn’t have fences, they could get away with letting their dog poop in our yard. This would have worked as we did let our dog hang out on a line so we weren’t always picking them up fresh, HOWEVER, our dog was a lab mix. Our neighbor’s dog was a tiny bichon frise. The poop sizes did not match. One of my parents was doing a routine poop check after letting our dog in when they found a tiny little turd clearly on our property and out of reach of the line. My parent was annoyed and noticed the neighbor’s grill was sitting open in the backyard. My parent made the perfect cornhole toss and we never saw the tiny turds in our yard again.

I’m so glad I hear rslash episodes while having lunch. First one: Blood period. Ok, I can forget it. Second one: Dog shit everywhere. Ah dang…

“Why be a jerk to a potential friend?“ Because they don’t want friends, they want somebody to feel superior too.

A friend stored her lunch in the break room fridge. She loved the fruit salad that came in the little cans. And daily, the cans were disappearing from her lunch. Everything else was there, but not the DelMontes fruit cup. She was sitting in the break room, looking dejected, when the Big Boss came in, opened up the fridge to remove a bagged lunch. He said "You look sad." She said, "someone keeps stealing the dessert out of my lunch. Every day." He replied "oh, are you the one with the DelMontes fruit cup? Those are good." Then he left with what she assumed was someone elses lunch. This guy's salary was $120000 a year and he was stealing everyones lunches left, right and center. People either started keeping their lunches in refrigerated bags or eating out. Eventually, he had to start eating out, too.

When I worked customer service and as a cashier (at multiple places) if people line cut I wouldn't ring them up until all the other customers were served. If they complained, I told them it was a first come first serve basis and they need to use the line or go elsewhere. Never got in trouble for it and my managers did the same

First story makes me think of the game Night Trap, where the slumber party guests realize that the popsicles they're eating from the freezer are actually frozen blood.

5:36 “from…Faces” HAHAHAHAHA