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r/Topposts I Stole an Engagement Ring DURING a Proposal

2026-04-04 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 The precious 3:34 Scam p words 6:25 Secret life 9:02 Short king 12:26 Relationship issues "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@Hybrid301 2026-04-04

Story one is totally the restaurant fault. If someone can trust you with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, you better make sure it ends up with the right person.

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@jinxeekatt 2026-04-04

Don’t call that bean sprout a short king… he’s not. I’m dating a short king as a 6’1” woman. A short king does not act like that. Bro needs therapy.

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@CissieForrest 2026-04-04

For story 1 my God, the kitchen staff really did screw up here because let's face it, they put that poor guy in a spot where he literally had to ruin her his now ex-girlfriend's Valentine's Day. While at the same time making OP look like an ass by going up and saying sorry wrong table

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@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-04-04

First Story, NAH: That is sooooo awkward lmao. That misunderstanding was bad enough but it was made worse by the fact the guy didn’t intend to propose but intended to break up 😭. OP isn’t an AH for getting the ring back, the girl isn’t an AH for her intitial reaction because anyone in that situation would think that a random person was stealing "her" engagement ring and it's understandable she would be upset after getting broken up with, and the guy isn’t an AH for breaking up with her and being honest. Only AHs here is the one who posted the video without any context and the ones mad at OP and then doubling down that OP should’ve waited. Like Rslash said, why if they walked out with the ring?

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@HaroldS-c9k 2026-04-04

How is that the OP's fault? The restaurant screwed up here, BAD. And if they're the ones responsible for the semi-viral video, they should be called out HARD.

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@detictivecastielmalfoy4220 2026-04-04

Op isn't obligated to wait out a purposal using HIS "stolen" ring. The ring was taken from him

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@princeofddr 2026-04-04

Dude in story 4 needs EXTENSIVE Therapy before he even THINKS about being in a relationship.

253 10 replies
@sealand000 2026-04-04

If first OP had waited for the "proposal" to be over, he would have had to pry the ring from her cold, dead finger.

159 2 replies
@thatfatginger 2026-04-05

“you may be wondering why I still reported them” NO I WASN’T ??? they’re pdf files of course you’d report them

148 6 replies
@maranathaschraag5757 2026-04-05

The short guy isn't unattractive because of his height. He's unattractive because of his rampant insecurity and aggression

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