r/Topposts I Spent $18,000 on Cheese

"He thought he was the main character. Turns out he was just a cautionary tale." was such a powerful message from OP. Super amazing trifecta of mothers

Shit has me agreeing with a LANDLORD at 7am. Get the hell out of here 😂😂😂

As a Canadian and a cheese lover cloth bound aging is not a dying art in Canada. I live in the second smallest province. And I can think of 15 people doing it here in this province.

Story 3: It is obviously such a deliberate act from the brother to get urine on her. 1 - His given reasoning is just stupid, why would you think pee would evaporate in a closed bodywash bottle? 2 - If you think that's the case, why not use your own bodywash bottle? 3 - You assumed it would make the shower smell, so you peed somewhere that would eventually be emptied down the drain anyway? 4 - Why not just use the toilet? 5 - As rSlash said, it was obviously in amounts small enough to not be immediately noticed (e.g. not enough to be immediately noticeable as refilled) OP's brother is sick and the mother more upset about that fact being revealed than the fact itself also points towards that. They need to get him help now before he practices his (possibly sexual) deviance elsewhere

*1st Story:* Good on the girlfriend for getting out _before_ the proverbial bubble bursted.

That last story, I was laughing and cringing at rslash's mental math. The real way to know a 15 year old is lying is when they say "I dunno"

That first OP was so hilariously unhinged. Kind of reminds me of the Underpants Gnomes in South Park. Step one: Buy old, expensive cheese. Step two: ? Step three: Profit.

OP 1 has to be the strangest case of gambling addiction I’ve ever heard.

Guys. I'm so sorry to bring this up. He wasn't peeing in that bottle. He was doing something worse. He was adding something closer to the consistency of body wash. That's why it had a sweet rotting smell. Pee doesn't smell like rot, it smells acrid/ammonia.

"You are financially irresponsible!" - man who bought Tens Of Thousands Of Dollars worth of *checks notes* cheese...?