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r/Topposts I Stole an Engagement Ring DURING a Proposal

2026-04-04 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 The precious 3:34 Scam p words 6:25 Secret life 9:02 Short king 12:26 Relationship issues "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@Hybrid301 2026-04-04

Story one is totally the restaurant fault. If someone can trust you with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, you better make sure it ends up with the right person.

756 3 replies
@jinxeekatt 2026-04-04

Don’t call that bean sprout a short king… he’s not. I’m dating a short king as a 6’1” woman. A short king does not act like that. Bro needs therapy.

473 27 replies
@CissieForrest 2026-04-04

For story 1 my God, the kitchen staff really did screw up here because let's face it, they put that poor guy in a spot where he literally had to ruin her his now ex-girlfriend's Valentine's Day. While at the same time making OP look like an ass by going up and saying sorry wrong table

431 4 replies
@HaroldS-c9k 2026-04-04

How is that the OP's fault? The restaurant screwed up here, BAD. And if they're the ones responsible for the semi-viral video, they should be called out HARD.

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@princeofddr 2026-04-04

Dude in story 4 needs EXTENSIVE Therapy before he even THINKS about being in a relationship.

234 10 replies
@detictivecastielmalfoy4220 2026-04-04

Op isn't obligated to wait out a purposal using HIS "stolen" ring. The ring was taken from him

216 6 replies
@sealand000 2026-04-04

If first OP had waited for the "proposal" to be over, he would have had to pry the ring from her cold, dead finger.

132 2 replies
@thatfatginger 2026-04-05

“you may be wondering why I still reported them” NO I WASN’T ??? they’re pdf files of course you’d report them

96 2 replies
@esauuv8389 2026-04-05

S1. Restaurant should've not charge them for screwing their proposal. I hope that happened.

70 1 replies
@RyoshuGamingReal 2026-04-04

If the ring is yours, it’s not stealing. You’re simply taking back what belonged to you, end of story.

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