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Everyone is Leaving Google

2026-05-29 Comedy
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Google’s search is getting sloppy. SOURCES: https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/26/duckduckgo-installs-are-up-30-as-users-reject-being-force-fed-googles-ai-search/ https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/duckduckgos-ai-free-search-saw-nearly-28-percent-more-visits-in-the-week-following-googles-insistence-that-people-love-ai-mode/ https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/22/you-can-no-longer-google-the-word-disregard/ https://thedroidguy.com/does-duckduckgo-use-bing-results-the-ultimate-search-engine-guide-1261346 https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/apple-reportedly-trying-to-distill-googles-multi-trillion-parameter-gemini-ai-to-run-on-iphone/ SUPPORT: https://funkytime.tv/patriot-signup/ MERCH: https://funkytime.tv/shop/ FUNKY TIME WEBSITE: https://funkytime.tv FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/SamtimeNews TWITTER: http://twitter.com/SamtimeNews INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/samtimenews ----------------------------------- 'Escape the ordinary. Embrace the FUNKY!' ----------------------------------- SAMTIME is a parody channel and does not represent the tech company featured. For sponsorship enquiries: [email protected] For other business enquiries: [email protected] Copyright FUNKY TIME PRODUCTIONS 2026

Top Comments (10)

@OleaiD 2026-05-29

When Google dropped "Don't be evil" that really should have been the warning we all needed.

351 12 replies
@markb232 2026-05-29

Google hasn’t been a search engine for quite a while now.

1.0k 29 replies
@Andrew-tl9gk 2026-05-30

A world where no-AI becomes the best selling feature...

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@balsakanbal 2026-05-29

A guy named Pichai figures his main job is to Pitch AI.

549 20 replies
@nyx4126 2026-05-29

Guess im going to be "brave" and duckduck go to another search engine

1.2k 134 replies
@EustasGiwo 2026-05-29

The New AI Empowered Google search: Now so enshitified even Microslop Bing derivatives are better.

394 9 replies
@StuartSch 2026-05-30

duck duck go taking 2 percent is actually a big deal.

114 5 replies
@ismaelfarfan2990 2026-05-29

Google replaced an actual calculator with AI for a few weeks, when I searched things like "3 in to cm" it returned reddit posts

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@j2simpso 2026-05-29

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably isn’t Google!

481 9 replies
@EndeleasMusic 2026-05-29

That's it! I'm going back to AltaVista.

225 20 replies

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